Bardraadje

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Re: Bardraadje

Berichtdoor Pauwbase » zo 21 sep 2008, 01:59

martien schreef:En tevens het aloude bardraadje geopend :mrgreen:

Dat openen kan natuurlijk maar op één manier, maar ik zie de juiste smiley nog niet! Dus nog even werk aan de winkel Generaal (sorry, ik bedoel natuurlijk admin :D) :ugeek:
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Re: Bardraadje

Berichtdoor Mark » di 21 sep 2010, 14:12

Chess nearly solved
But the threat was eliminated

"I was playing in a tournament in Germany one year when a man approached me. Thinking he just wanted an autograph, I reached for my pen, when the man made a startling announcement. 'I've solved chess!' I sensibly started to back away, in case the man was dangerous as well as insane, but the man continued: 'I'll bet you 50 marks that if you come back to my hotel room I can prove it to you.' Well, 50 marks was 50 marks, so I humored the fellow and accompanied him to his room."

"Back at the room, we sat down at his chess board. 'I've worked it all out, white mates in 12 no matter what.' I played black with perhaps a bit incautiously, but I found to my horror that white's pieces coordinated very strangely, and that I was going to be mated on the 12th move!"

"I tried again, and I played a completely different opening that couldn't possibly result in such a position, but after a series of very queer-looking moves, once again I found my king surrounded, with mate to fall on the 12th move. I asked the man to wait while I ran downstairs and fetched Emmanuel Lasker, who was world champion before me. He was extremely skeptical, but agreed to at least come and play. Along the way we snagged Alekhine, who was then world champion, and the three of us ran back up to the room."

"Lasker took no chances, but played as cautiously as could be, yet after a bizarre, pointless-looking series of maneuvers, found himself hemmed in a mating net from which there was no escape. Alekhine tried his hand, too, but all to no avail."

"It was awful! Here we were, the finest players in the world, men who had devoted our very lives to the game, and it was all over! The tournaments, the matches, everything - chess had been solved, white wins."

About this time Capa's friends would break in, saying "Wait a minute, I never heard anything about all this! What happened?"

"Why, we killed him, of course."
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Re: Bardraadje

Berichtdoor htj » za 09 apr 2011, 19:26

Speciaal voor Martien met dank aan Google.


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Hij heeft vroeger een bedrijf gehad die spanbanden verkocht. Dit bedrijf heeft deze beste man goed verkocht en kan nu rustig op z'n oude dag een potje golfen! :
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Re: Bardraadje

Berichtdoor Mark » di 24 mei 2011, 16:10

Hmmm, ik mis het de oude proost-smiley :D Maar volgens mij is het vandaag tijd om op de webmaster te proosten ! :mrgreen:
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